Transformers

MATRIX OF ENTITLEMENT

The post-college template of Rodimus Prime.

I was in the theater when Optimus Prime died.  I had no chaperone and no moment to mourn as there was still 58 minutes of TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE to thrill through.  So it wasn’t until they returned to their daily  TV schedule that I even realized the Autobots would need a new leader.    And, as demonstrated by the discount bin at Kay Bee Toys,  kids were not a fan.   

ALL THE PETTY THINGS

When raging against the medium finally seems indulgent.

“Last Dog And Pony Show” isn’t available on Google Play. “Night Of The Comet” is streaming on Tubi, but that’s with commercial interruptions every 30 minutes. I downloaded the Marvel Unlimited app for reading old issues of “Dazzler”… unless those issues number past 12. These digital limitations that once seemed like conjurer’s magic sure are disproportionately frustrating.

ALL THE PETTY THINGS

“Last Dog And Pony Show” isn’t available on Google Play. “Night Of The Comet” is streaming on Tubi, but that’s with commercial interruptions every 30 minutes. I downloaded the Marvel Unlimited app for reading old issues of “Dazzler”… unless those issues number past 12. These digital limitations that would have seen like conjurer’s magic as recently as 2009 sure are disproportionately frustrating.

THE TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE SOUNDTRACK

#081: Rock out with your Kup out